Monday, June 25, 2012

For The Birds



I had a Failure To Launch moment recently. You remember that movie, with Matthew McConnaughey and Sarah Jessica Parker about commitmentphobes? I'm no shrinking violet when it comes to commitment (in fact sometimes I'm so committed to things that I oughta be committed). Nope, that's not the part of the movie that I've been identifying with lately. It's the subplot that revolves around Zoey Deschanel's character, who's being tortured throughout the film by the call of a very active mockingbird right outside her bedroom window.

Well, I've got a mockingbird, and it's driving me a little bit bonkers.

This summer has, so far, been pretty mild. But it's still hot enough that I need a little breeze. The house is just too hot and stagnant otherwise. So I don't often sleep with the windows shut. But lately not only have I been doing exactly that (and sweltering because of it), I've been considering earplugs because of one single, solitary bird that lives in my backyard.

This bird, just like the one in Failure To Launch, doesn't have many social graces, and certainly doesn't respect the city ordinance requiring that one keep the noise down from 10pm to 7am. More often than not lately, I have been jolted out of a perfectly lovely sleep by the numerous calls of this bird at around 4am. To quote Deschanel's character, "What the hell kind of devil bird chirps at night?!"And the mockingbird continues, on and on, until long after I've left for work, serenading the neighborhood with at least 15 or more separate bird calls.

That's the thing about mockingbirds. They mock. (Here's the part where I'm going to get into trouble). I'm talking about male mockingbirds. Unlike males of the homosapien variety, they're very good listeners. But just like those pesky homosapien males, mockingbirds are constantly on the prowl for a female companion. And females are suckers for males who know how to sing a wide repertoire of songs. Some mockingbirds have an arsenal of over 150 calls with which to woo a mate.
I feel sorry for this mockingbird, because although he has quite a songbook, I think he's still on his own. So he keeps singing away. And it's not just other bird calls. Like the raven (which can imitate the sound of a rain drop plopping into a puddle or a crying baby), mockingbirds will imitate other sounds they hear frequently. Mine imitates car alarms, the chirp of a smoke detector in need of a new battery, and most amazingly, croaking frogs. It's the incessant smoke detector that really gets me. Really gets to me.

This bird has really wormed its way into my brain. I'm not going to head down to Jones Fort and try to buy myself a 12 gauge shotgun with just one shell to dispatch the bird in my backyard, although there are mornings when I want to throw open the back door and yell at it to Shaddup! (But what if it learned to imitate my extremely-annoyed-at-4-in-the-morning-voice? Then I'd really be in trouble.)

So here's the weird thing. Lately, I've been pulling & playing music out of the JPR cd library that seems to contain a strangely large amount of bird-related themes. It's not intentional, at least not on my part. I randomly chose a Mark O'Connor disc to play last week as I was putting back a Carl Orff work, and there it was...The Call of the Mockingbird. Then on Stravinsky's birthday (same as my dad's - June 17th), I wanted to play something to celebrate the occasion, and I realized I'd chosen The Firebird Suite.

I'm not beyond thinking that perhaps some kind of subliminal message has been worked into my subconscious. Chalk it up to sleep deprivation if you want, but I wouldn't be surprised if my music choices lately (I even played The Wild Dove by Dvorak and On Hearing The First Cuckoo of Spring by Delius) are actually being orchestrated by one very sly bird who's been repeating messages to me over and over again as I innocently slumber. I wouldn't be surprised at all.

Enjoy today's playlist, my friends. It's totally for the birds. I'm actually including two of them. Because one in the hand is worth two in the... oh nevermind. One is for the Classical fans (and includes the actual music I've been playing recently on Siskiyou Music Hall on the Classics & News Service of Jefferson Public Radio, while the other represents more modern music, the kind of playlist I might be sharing if I was hosting Open Air on the Rhythm & News Service of Jefferson Public Radio.

Just a little footnote before I go. This morning, I woke up at 4:15. To the sound of silence. No call of the mockingbird. No frogs. No smoke detector. Yet I've gotten so used to being jolted awake at this time every morning that I was up anyway. And you know what? I missed the little birdbrain. I'm sure he'll be back tomorrow. At least I hope so. But don't tell tell him I said that.


For the Birds - Classical by Valerie Ing-Miller on Grooveshark                For The Birds - Rhythm by Valerie Ing-Miller on Grooveshark


For The Birds - Classical Playlist                          For The Birds - Rhythm Playlist


Classical Playlist


  1. Call Of The Mockingbird - Mark O'Connor
  2. Swan Song - Franz Schubert
  3. The Wild Dove - Antonin Dvorak
  4. On Hearing the First Cuckoo of Spring - Frederic Delius
  5. Cloud of Birds Polka - Emile Waldteufel
  6. The Swan - Camille Saint-Saens
  7. Chant du Rossignol - Igor Stravinsky
  8. Adolf von Henselt - If I were a bird
  9. Hens & Cocks - Camille Saint-Saens
  10. Firebird Suite - Igor Stravinsky
  11. The Nightengale - Natalie Dessay
  12. The Nightengale - Isabelle Moretti
  13. Pan et Les Oiseaux - Jules Mouquet
Rhythm Playlist

  1. Mockingbird - James Taylor & Carly Simon
  2. 3 Little Birds - Bob Marley
  3. Blackbird - Sarah McLachlan
  4. Mystery Angel -Xavier Rudd
  5. Free Bird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
  6. Birdland - Manhattan Transfer
  7. Rockin' Robin - Bobby Darin
  8. Mr. Meadowlark - Bing Crosby & Johnny Mercer
  9. Songbird - Eva Cassidy
  10. Carvin' The Bird - Charlie Parker
  11. A Nightengale Sang in Barkley Square - Manhattan Transfer
  12. Bluebird - Sara Bareilles
  13. I Am Like A Bird - Nelly Furtado
  14. Hummingbird - Wilco
  15. Bluebird - Christina Perri
  16. Ethiobirds - Andrew Bird
  17. Bird Song - Florence & The Machine
  18. When Doves Cry - Prince & The Revolution
  19. Birds - Elton John
  20. Little Bird - Eels
  21. Raven - Jewel
  22. Little Bird - Annie Lennox
  23. Fly Robin Fly - Silver Convention
  24. Fly Like An Eagle - Steve Miller Band
  25. Two Birds - G. Love
  26. I Like Birds - The Eels
  27. Surfin Bird - The Trashmen


Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Lyn's Lovesong to Redding

Goodbye Sizzle, Hello Drizzle

It's going to be Redding's misfortune to lose the dynamic couple pictured above. Portland, meanwhile, stands to benefit immensely.

Lyn and Jesse Rosten are blowing this popsicle stand for points further north, and woe are we. Most folks in these parts are familiar with Jesse as a film wunderkind, the brilliant mind behind such classics as "The Cart," those hilarious Rolling Hills Casino commercials, and the video spoof on Adobe Photoshop he concocted on a whim that immediately went viral (and yes, I'm still a little miffed that you went with someone else for the voiceover, Jesse).


Fotoshop by Adobé from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo.

While Redding is going to sorely miss having the talented creative abilities of Mr. Rosten, I'm gonna play favorites for a moment and just come clean with you all...I'm going to miss the Mrs even more. Lyn Rosten has been the house manager at the Cascade Theatre for several years, and she is leaving behind some size 14EEE shoes to fill. She's amazingly organized, whipsmart, never in a bad mood. She keeps the place running smoothly during the craziest shows when the theatre is overflowing, the egos are overboosted and tempers and temperatures are elevated. Not her though....cool as a cucumber. And her personality is so endearing that everyone just loves her. The performers love her (there was that one time she talked Garrison Keillor into creating a new voicemail message for her on her cell phone...I could not believe it!), the staff loves her, the other volunteers love her and the patrons love her. Am I leaving anyone out? Stella her adorable Boston Terrier loves her the mostest. And Lyn, I suppose if you ever apply for another housemanagerish job, you could just use this column as a reference.

So a few weeks back, Lyn and I were talking about Mistress of the Mix, and how she too likes to put together 'mixtapes' (in quotes because nobody but nobody, except perhaps the ubercoolest retro hipsters would make an actual cassette tape these days) of music on a theme, and I suggested that she do a guest mix here. Her goodbye to Redding, hello Portland mix. Her last lovesong to Shasta County as she straps the last box onto the jalopy and heads north.
And she said yes.
About Redding, Lyn says "Redding was my Beginning. It's where I learned who I was, but alsdo who I ultimately and intentionally want to be. I learned what was important to me, what I wanted in friendships and (hopefully) how to be that to people. I learned I really like riding on 2 wheels: mountain biking, rod cycling and now motorcycling."
About the playlist below, Lyn says her Farewell to Redding playlist isn't exactly sequential, "though it starts with the beginning of The Beginning" (Pounding - their wedding recessional) and then follows a "very loose timeline wherein I weave songs that remind me of, and therefore represent relationships, travel (Empire State of Mind), hobbies (All These Things, Fidelity & Wake Up), work (The District Sleeps Alone - USFWS; Africa - The Cascade Theatre; Window & Building Houses - Jesse Rosten Productions) and even specific people (Big Country & Far Far). "
For Lyn, just as for me, each and every song in the below playlist is very personal. But, she says they are "really good songs that, I think, make up a pretty kick-ass playlist. Ciao and Love to Redding! We leave with great times behind us and look forward to great things ahead."




  1. Doves - Pounding
  2. Alexi Murdoch - All My Days
  3. The Album Leaf - Window
  4. The Postal Service - The District Sleeps Tonight
  5. Coldplay - Viva La Vida
  6. The Killers - All These Things That I've Done
  7. Regina Spektor - Fidelity
  8. Arcade Fire - Wake Up
  9. Bela Fleck & The Flecktones - Big Country
  10. Straight No Chaser - Africa
  11. The Ting Tings - That's Not My Name
  12. Jay-Z - Empire State of Mind
  13. Wesley Jensen - Building Houses
  14. Sara Bareilles & Ingrid Michaelson - Winter Song
  15. Yael Naim - Far Far
  16. DeVotchKa - How It Ends
  17. Sigur Ros - Glosoli
And finally, since you've made it this far, here's an extra special bonus treat: Jesse's film "Cart." You'll recognize several Redding locales, and bonus points if you spy one of my BFFs, an uncredited cameo by one of the select handful of muses responsible for inspiring my journey into online music journalism. 



Cart - The Film from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo.